Santa's Outhouse

Santa's Outhouse was an animated Christmas decoration originally made in 2007-2014 and remade in 2020-2024. It resembled an outhouse decorated with a holiday light sting and Santa's hat hanging along the rooftop, a moon, and an "Occupied" sign on the door, and a roll of toilet paper on the side. When activated, the light sting and moon lights up and the door opens, revealing Santa as he speaks many different hilarious phrases.

List of Phrases (2007 - 2021 Models)[]

"I'm warning you! If someone doesn't get me a fresh roll soon, I'm going to use my good list! (Farts)"
"Ho Ho! Say! Can you help a jolly old elf out? I'm fresh out of TP! (Farts)"
"It looks like I'll be in here for a while! How about passing me some milk and cookies? (Farts)"
"Hey! Don't you know bathroom etiquette? He who last uses the bowl has to replace the missing roll! (Farts)"
(Sings and farts "Jingle Bells")
"Got anything to read? I may be occupird for some time. (Farts) Ho Ho Ho!"
"MMMMMMMM! (Farts) Ahhhhhhhh! (Farts) Ho Ho Ho! (Farts!) Wow! (Farts) That was a good one! (Farts) You know, a courtesy flush never hurt anyone."
"(Farts) Oh dear! Can you pass me a new roll please? Not much I can do with this cardboard tube! (Farts)"
"HMMMMMMM! (Farts!)"
(Sings and farts "Deck the halls")
(Farts) Ho Ho Ho! (Farts) Oh, I've really outdone myself! (Farts)"
(Sings and farts "Up on the Housetop")

List of Phrases (2022 Model)[]

TBA

Trivia[]

The original version of this item has a plastic base, the door doesn't open, and it has half of the phrases the first version has.
In 2022, this item was updated to have a red outhouse and updated phrases.