Bud the Talking Bear Skin Rug
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Kmart (Clean) Spencer Gifts (Dirty)
Bud the Talking Bear Skin Rug was an animated novelty decoration made in 2005. It resembled a giant bear rug made to look like a real bear. When activated, he moves his jaw up and down as he speaks phrases and sings "Too Much Time on My Hands" and "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide".
Trivia [ ] The movement of Bud's mouth is opposite to what it's supposed to be. Instead of moving his mouth down when he talks, his mouth moves UP .
There are 2 versions of Bud: clean and dirty. The dirty version says dirty things, whilst the clean version says many clean things.
Bud has 2 motion sensors: one on the front of his head and one on the back of his head for people laying or stepping on it. Gallery [ ]
Bud the Talking Bear (Dirty Version) in the original box
Bud the Talking Bear (Clean Version) in the different box
Phrases [ ]
Clean Version
Dirty Version
Unreleased/Unused
"Mmmm A fine lady, a roaring fire, a bottle of wine, and a bear skin rug. Pinch Me."
"Friend? No offense, but don't even dare parking your fat butt on me."
"Hey, welcome! Come on in! Have a seat! Preferably somewhere else..."
"Hey, walk closer next time. Would you?"
"Do I look okay? Lately I've been feeling a little flat. (laughs) Oh boy"
"Just minding my own business then, bam! Furniture."
"I've been watching what I eat lately. Do I look thin to you?"
"I know what you want it. Come and get me."
"Hey ladies, how would you like a nice pink hickey on your… ankle?"
"I love this spot. I just wish more women would wear skirts."
"(roaring sounds and laughter) Gets ‘em every time."
"Friend? No offense, but don't even dare parking your fat ass on me."
"Hey ladies, how would you like a nice pink hickey on your… ankle?"
"Oh a Swedish message eh? Would this happen to come with a… happy ending?"
"Oh great! They’re trying to kill me again with the old two ton crush."
"Somebody has gotta say it. Ladies, lets get naked!"
"You wanna know what this feels like? Lay down and I'll park an SUV on you."
"I've been watching what I eat lately. Do I look thin to you?"
"Mmmm A fine lady, a roaring fire, a bottle of wine, and a bear skin rug. Pinch Me. No, lower."
"I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs! Ohh, I can't feel my legs!"
"Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh! Thanks for riding aboard the grizzly express! Saddle up and enjoy the ride!"
"Just minding my own business then, bam! Furniture."
"I'm a big bear, don't you think. If you're not sure, flip me over."
"I know what you want it. Come and get me."
"Oooh! Nice job on the diet, been hittin' the donut shop again have you?"
"You know, living with you I feel as if I've died and gone to...the other place."
Videos [ ] "Bud" The Bear Skin Rug
Bud the bear in action (Clean version)
Bear skin rug
Bud the bear in action (Dirty version)
